November 21, 2009

you're gonna pay for that later

I didn't ride this morning and opted instead to take Patsy into my local bike shop. While riding on road of late, I've felt she hasn't performed well, and pedaling her seems more laborious than necessary; plus there is this "click, click, click" noise for which I cannot identify the source. I've been told (repeatedly) that my bottom bracket could be the culprit and that it might need replacing or more grease packed in it. Yeah...told this not by my bike mechanic, might I add.

But seeing as how Patsy hasn't had a full maintenance session (or salon day, as I like to call it), it was time to do so. I chose today since I hate driving in rush hour traffic from the west side to my LBS in Glendale during the week. In fact, I hate to drive northeast at all on weekday evenings. Thus, I would rather give up a road ride day once in a blue moon to get to my LBS with relative ease. I will still ride today (in a few minutes, in fact), but just around my hood on Nellie. I have a mtn bike ride tomorrow, so I don't need to knock out hard miles today, anyway.

Back to the LBS visit...

I drove Patsy over and dragged her in unceremoniously (remember, I'm lusting over the idea of having a new titanium bike custom-built just for me) and asked to see Oscar.

"Hi, Mary," Oscar said, stepping out from the back with his usual smile.

"Howdy. Pats needs her annual maintenance; you know? The 65.00 dollar one?" I smiled back.

"69.00," he reminded me.

I chuckled and slapped him playfully on his upper arm (which I'm sure he'd rather I didn't do). "Right, $70. Anyway, she needs a full maintenance and that noise I brought her in for last time is still happening. Do you think it's the bottom bracket? Does it need to be packed with grease?"

By this time Fernando, a new, very friendly mechanic at the shop, appeared. "Let's check it to see," he suggested. He and Oscar then fiddled with the round area on the bottom of my crank beneath the pedals, both putting their ears to the bike.

"No, your bottom bracket moves fine, isn't loose and doesn't feel rough or worn to me," Oscar said, with Fernando nodding in agreement.

"Do you think it needs to be packed with grease?" I asked (cause I was told it might need to be).

"No, Mary," Oscar said, repressing what I think may have been a very large sigh. "It's ceramic and cannot be adjusted. But it definitely does not need to be replaced. I thought we talked about this the last time you were here."

Now, this is the man who has sold me all three of my bikes and who stands to make more money off of me by simply saying, "sure, we'll replace it." I wouldn't know the difference and would pay to have it done even if not necessary. I trust he knows what he's talking about. So, the notion that I need a new bottom bracket or have a bracket in need of a good grease packing is now a moot one, for sure, final, to infinite and back.

"Well, why then do I feel so sluggish when I ride my bike lately?" I asked Oscar.

There was a long pause before Oscar answered. "Well...some days when I ride, I just have a bad day, I climb slower than other people and they pass me, too." Again, what appeared to be a repressed sigh passed over his otherwise cheerful features.

"You're describing my normal ride experience, Oscar. I'm asking you what else could be causing such sluggish rides,"

Oscar said nothing.

"Oh," I said and smirked. "It would be my ample ass, I suppose. Lovely."

With that I left Patsy to be groomed for $70 and will pick her up on Tuesday night. I'm going to ride the hell out of her next week, every chance I get during the four day weekend. If it is my ass (which let's get real here, it is), I'm the only one who can fix the problem. I admitted to Dad last night that I didn't exercise once this last week and have been mopey and depressed. Like Dad said to me, "you're gonna pay for that later." Sigh.

Oh, and one last thing on the topic of material items - I saw this at the shop. $2,600 and change, but oh, how I do want it...

I want

You know how when I was unemployed and all, I said that I didn't need much and wasn't all that concerned with material items? Yeah, well, I lied...cause there are things I want. And now that I'm employed, I'm itching to run out and buy them. I will not.

But I am making a laundry list of what I want so that perhaps over the next year or so, I can save and buy a few of the items I lust for at present. I am not putting these items (certainly not the big ticket ones) on a credit card, so I will have to earn the money first before I spend it, and since I like having a healthy savings account, I will not be dipping into that either.

Oh, and one last thing, I won't be sponging off my dear 'ol dad. In fact (Dad), if he tries to buy me a single item on the list below (well, okay, he can spring for the most expensive item if he really wants to...heh heh), I will send it back, get the money, put it into a money order and mail it to him. (This is being written for only one person's benefit, and we know who he is.)

So, without further ado, here is my list:

A new Camelback backpack for long(er) hikes and possible an overnight backpack/camping kind of trip. I'm not going to become a backpacker as I'm too scared of bears, mountain lions and having to poop in the woods, but I wouldn't mind an over-nighter at some designated campgrounds (with porta-potties, hopefully).


An emergency (for real) kit to put in my new backpack. Not this one in particular, but one similar yet maybe a tad smaller. Mainly, I need to dig all my emergency blankets, first aid items and head lamps out and then add to that. You never, ever want to be caught out in the wilderness without these items, and a day hike can turn into a lesson in survival in a matter of hours.

New Years Eve day, 2006, my friend, Nancy, and I found that out the hard way when we went for just a two-three hour hike in an area that had been recently burned. It suddenly, without warning or being forecasted, began raining hard. We found ourselves in a situation where it was getting late in the day, water was getting deep around us (up to our knees in spots) and we were lost - with NO emergency supplies (neither of us, and we both knew better!). We got out finally (our three hour tour turned into nearly six!), but I will never do something like that again.



New road shorts and some mountain skorts - I want a few nice pairs that don't rub it all raw. Chafing is over-rated and I'm tired of the cheapo shorts I squeeze my buttage into. Speaking of, I'd like to have a body like the one modeling the shorts and skorts above as well. Maybe I should add "bootcamp and fatcamp" to my list of I Want? Anyway, for anyone laughing at the skorts, those are damn cute on us girls, let me tell you. I know a super badass gal named Dionne who sports those skorts on mountain bike rides. I'm convinced I can be badass and girly too - bring on the skorts!

A new black cycling jacket. My old one still fits me (barely) but it's getting worn. This one looks warm, streamlined (i.e. thinning) and comfy.


A new odometer with heart rate monitor and one with two bike mounts so that I can move it from Patsy to Nellie with ease. I hated that stupid Garmin I had (over-priced POS), so I'm thinking something simple. I don't really care how much elevation I've climbed. That info never did anything for me except to ask "Oh, really? We climbed that much?" Just tell me what my miles are so I know how many miles are left to food, civilization, beer...things like that.

Okay, this is a HUGE want right here. SIDI mtn bike shoes (drool). The mtn bike shoes I wear at present are as cheap as they come and work just fine. I don't need these over-priced shoes to ride dirt. I just ...want...them. (grin)

A new couch. Back in 1998, when Stephen passed away, his mother, my aunt, offered me his couch (along with many other items, including a trunk, some tables, a dresser, etc.). It's the couch I own today, and one I'd have bitten your ear off about if you'd suggested getting rid of it just two years ago. I remember the very day Stephen had the couch delivered to his apartment. He had invited me over for dinner, and when I walked through his front door, he was smiling ear-to-ear, so excited over his new purchase. It's a great couch, too, blue, big and so very comfy. It's also worn and faded, beginning to sag. Having it reupholstered would cost more than it did brand new (I've looked into it). And, truthfully, the last thing Stephen would have ever wanted was for me to hang onto his now worn blue couch that he'd have likely already replaced were he alive today. Personally, I wish he was alive and that I had never had his blue couch at all. It's time I replace it. I can keep the memory though (how could I forget?), and when I get a new couch, think of how happy he'd be for me.

I want, I want, I want...so badly. Yet, I'm so disciplined. I promised myself back in 2002 when I bought a brand new Nissan Sentra (for a very well-haggled price mind you) that I would drive it into the ground before I ever bought another car. I am not breaking that promise. However, my car is now almost eight years old and has near 100,000 miles on it. It might last to 200,000 as I get oil changes, etc., but once it starts to go (and the repairs add up), I'm going to be looking for one of these babies - a Honda CRV. Why a CRV? Cause it gets very good gas mileage, Hondas are one of the highest quality cars with the best resell value and I can put my bike in it. I plan, when I buy, to buy a used CRV, like maybe a year or two old if possible. I'm not so sure I ever want to buy a brand new car again - seems like a huge waste of money just to say, "I'm the only one who owned it." After all, you can get a brand new 'lemon' you know?


Last but not least, my biggest want of all (yup, even over the car) - new bike - custom built titanium one. I'm not putting a link to this bike cause it isn't the exact one I want, just a photo. But that near $2,500 is about the price I'm looking at to get the frame built and all the components put on. I love Patsy, she has served me well (and will continue to do so), but she's got a hell of a lot of miles on her as well as scratches and dings. I've had her now for 3.5 years. In the next two years, I hope to retire her and mount a ti-bike that I'm going to name "Road Chickie" with a decal at the top reading "MErider." Yes, seeing Herb's custom built ti bike got my mind set on one, especially knowing that I can have it custom built to my exact requirements (women specific!). Drool, pant, drool...one of these days.

Okay, that's it (for now). That sums up the majority of my materialistic cravings. There are other items along the way as well, but this should hold me over for awhile.

November 16, 2009

cue "Theme from Rocky" here

I'm not sure what it is about this time of year, but I turn sour, lethargic and most unwilling to commit to much of anything. Even in my leaner, more fit years, this has been the case. This year just happens to be more noticeable since my rather ample ass is more...er...defined these days. And by defined, I don't mean rock-solid and formidable. I mean sagging, like my spirits.

I can't blame CAM either. No, it's something more to do with the shorter days and stupid Holiday crap that gets to me. I am not a Christmas kind of gal. Never have been. I cringe every time I enter a store and hear some stupid Christmas carol over the sound system. Can we please have some pumpkin pie and 'gobble-gobble' before the gawddim "ho, ho, hoing" starts? And every year, I get a little more Grinch like...just like my dad, only he's the Scrooge (sorry, Dad, but even Mom says so). I'm more the Grinch, as I would personally like to take all the trappings of the holiday (tinsel, trees, presents, etc.), bundle them up on some over-sized sled and send them flying over some cliff ledge. Only, I wouldn't send Boo, with reindeer antlers on her head, over the ledge as well (you know? - the little dog that the Grinch ties to the sled?)



If I could fast forward through the holiday-fueled, drunk/pie fests to January, I'd be a happy girl. January holds new promises, if not the stomach-gripping appreciation/realization that we are all still alive/getting older. We make new plans, resolutions and promises to both lose, gain and just 'be better' for yet another year to come...until, another Holiday season pops up to remind us that very few of those goals/resolutions were ever even part way met. "Where did the year go?" we ask ourselves. I know where mine went (in 2009), and I'm a happier if not fatter person for it.

Which leads me to why the hell I'm on here blabbering away - I want, NOW, to set my goals (not resolutions, mind you) for next year...at least, when it comes to cycling/fitness. And, I've been giving this a lot of thought. Over the last six years, I've accomplished several goals I set out to conquer: riding a double century, Triple Crown (riding 3 double centuries in one year), 6,000 miles in a year, CAM and "ride my bike." So, now what?'

This is what I've come up with:

1. Get back into 'Baldy shape' - this means, riding to the top of Mt. Baldy a minimum of once a month (what I've coined as BAM - Baldy a Month challenge). Baldy is my all-time favorite ride and it's epic. Cyclists who ride up there on a regular basis are in great shape. I use to be one of them. I now will be one of them. Bring it on!

2. More mountain biking. Seriously - I want to explore and push myself to get stronger on dirt. Mountain biking kicks my ass - it's now time to kick some ass right back at it (or something along those lines - cue "Theme from Rocky" here).

3. At least 6 centuries and preferably ones I've never ridden. I need not only new trails to discover but some new roads, cause (yawn), I've not been inspired of late!

4. A strenuous hike a month. Yup, this does too have to do with cycling. It's called cross-training, and Lord knows, I need it. Plus, I love to hike just about as much as I love to ride (look out! 2011 may be a year where I hike all month and ride only once...get it?)

5. Balance, balance, balance...another goal so very cycling-related: I'm taking off from riding/hiking/anything one Sunday a month to accomplish all things chore-like, including cleaning my stupid, frickin' pigsty. Without this 'time out' I can't get it all done. I also can't live like that anymore. Balance will be restored, or I won't ride at all.

There you have it. My goals. They may change between now and January 1st (doubt it) or more may be added (likely), but that's the first layer of brick in the 2010 foundation (pronounced 'twenty ten foundation'). I know one thing I am not doing for sure - CAM! That's a goal I can now certainly mark off my list. I haven't ruled out something ridiculous (like another double century or even triple crown) in the future, but not in 2010. I want to have fun riding, push myself a little harder, and, most importantly, find new roads/trails to travel before I take on another round of punishing goal setting. 2010 will be more about discovery and regaining fitness. That, I can live with...

November 15, 2009

end with our butts sunk down into sofa cusions

Sheesh...I need new legs, folks. Seriously, mine are failing me. Doesn't help that for all my smack talk about lifting weights, I didn't do squat (as in, not even one) at the gym last week. I'm blubbering out in my size (not saying) pants these days. Next week, next week...back at it, I promise (just talking to myself here).

This morning, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed with the sheet wrapped too tight all up in my crack or something. I was annoyed, heavy and not wanting to move all that quickly. No, I didn't drink last night and, really, I got to bed in plenty of time for a solid eight hours of shut eye. Maybe it's the weather? My hormones? Whatever - it can go away anytime now. As is it, I pushed my 8:30am mountain bike ride back 1/2 hour (Herb is so flexible that way!). I then puttered around, not accomplishing much (although, I did get my blog up on here about yesterday's ride that I actually wrote last night).

Herb arrived on time, yet I was still scrambling, trying to get my laundry in the dryer. I then went off on this ridiculous tirade about how I have no balance in my life, no time, blah blah blah. It's a wonder that Herb didn't shove my ass in the dryer and turn it on. Instead, he does what he always does when he arrives to find me in these cantankerous moods - shrugged and walked away to load up his bike.




Once the laundry was drying, and I was on the bike, I felt better. My legs, however, didn't get the message this morning that they needed to perform. Instead, there was quad and calf mutiny, a kind of strike if you will, and no amount of "woo-hooing" and BSing Herb that I was so "happy to be on my bike, and oh, how pretty it is out here today" would motivate them into submission. I therefore pedaled as if in deep sand all the way up Sepulveda Blvd. to Mulholland, over to Dirt Mulholland, complaining the whole way.





Our big (and aborted) plan was to ride to the Nike Missile Site, down Mandeville Canyon, back up Sullivan Canyon, over to Reseda and back. Yeah, right. We made it to the missile site (Herb well ahead of me on every climb) and sat in the warm sun with the freezing wind ruining our enjoyment of it, completely defeated. Herb's back was killing him, and my legs at that point were quivering their absolute resolute to fail me. Stupid legs, stupid ride..."blehhhhhhhhhh!" Like I told Herb - from now on whenever he (or I) are complaining or being negative, we can no longer use words. We just have to go "blehhhhhhhhhh!" with our tongues out and down to our chins. This makes it simple for everyone around us to realize what losers we are being.





Aside from all this, there was lots of beauty out there today, if it hadn't been so damn cold with the winds kicking up around us. Oh, and lots of doggies everywhere, very well behaved even when not on leashes. And there was one darling little puppy that I would have stolen if he'd had fit in my backpack. The hikers and other bikers out were friendly too, and really, this should have been an epic ride day. But after considering our options, we voted for the easiest - back the way we came.



So, back along dirt Mulholland we pedaled, down paved Mulholland to Woodcliff and into my neighborhood. We then split a sandwich and cupcake (shhhh) with coffee and cocoa at a local cafe. There were couches there where we sunk deep down into one and just accepted our patheticness. Hey, they can't all be balls-to-the-walls kinds of rides, you know? Sometimes, they need to be brief and end with our butts sunk down into sofa cushions.




Now, as I write this, I'm procrastinating from cleaning up my place which has become (can you guess? and will you be surprised?) a pigsty again. No, I will not get a cleaning lady. If I can't keep my one bedroom apartment clean on my own, I got real issues. Oh, wait...maybe I shouldn't admit that on here, cause, clearly, I can't keep my one bedroom apartment clean on my own.

Sigh. Guess I'll get over to the hardware store. I need to buy a lamp and get glass cut-outs for my coffee table. Good way to keep the procrastination going.

November 14, 2009

there were signs that said, 'do not feed the animals'

After last weekend's century and this last week's bout of food poisoning, I wasn't in the mood to go and knock another hard ride out yesterday. In fact, I wanted a flat, easy ride, or if that was not granted, a mountain bike ride (where walking up a hill isn't considered so wussy). I even considered going hiking (to the Bridge to Nowhere) but backed out knowing that I'm not up to that particular hike's hiking shape these days. Therefore, with Herb pestering me about what ride and where, I came up with an old standby, one I've not ridden in over a year - Rio Hondo.



Rio Hondo is a bike path in LA that connects to another bike path (sort of), SGRT, and is near the Long Beach bike path. They can all be found out in Azusa/Duarte area, and are typically accessed (sort of) by SGRT. This means starting at Encanto Park, riding over to the SGRT entrance and following it's winding and, at times, confusing path to the 'Four Corners.' Trying to explain what that is would be impossible, so just envision a fork in the road. One can continue riding straight or bear left. Left takes you to Seal Beach. Staying straight takes you to a busy road, over which you cross twice to get to the other side and into the entrance of Rio Hondo. From there, you pedal about five miles or so to a little park, where tinkling and snacking are usually in order by the time you arrive. Hope all this makes sense and you can somehow imagine what I'm describing.




From Encanto and back, this route is roughly 45 miles. However, today we got close to 50, due to a little excursion to Leg Lake. But before I get to that, the 'we' I refer to was yours truly, Herb and Tom. After I'd decided on this route last minute, I sent an email out to several folks inviting them to join, last minute. Only Tom could swing it. Herb was already on board, of course, and he digs that route (having ridden it many times before). Tom's ridden it too, so no one was going to get lost yesterday (sometimes a concern on that path as it really can confuse a first time rider).




We took off at 9:00am, wanting to take advantage of the cooler weather. Cool it was, breezy too. But the skies were powder blue with the puffy-clouds-thing, and air crisp. I was smiling ear to ear, happy to be riding, happy to be riding the ride I wanted to ride, and happy to have the company. Although, Herb and I were picking at each other from push off. I think Tom could have done without the teasing, bickering and name calling Herb and I put each other through (in jest...mostly), but we're not going to stop. After all, we've ridden way, way, way, way, way too much together this year with CAM and all, and I think this has led to each others' nerves wearing thin. At the end of the day, Herb and I are very good friends, so truly...it.is.just.joking.







Anyway, we pedaled the first 22 miles with ease (and at a relaxed pace) arriving at the park in no time. I was tired from the week, feeling like a slug and not really wanting to ride back. I suggested taking an easier route back to the cars. You see, Rio Hondo forms a kind of U shape and ends near where the ride begins in Encanto (well, by a few miles west, anyway). One can skip the 22+ miles back by jogging over on busy, trafficked streets to the Santa Fe Dam. We chose not to do that after Herb looked downright puckered at my suggestion. Fine...it was take the 22 miles back then, and boy was I glad I did.







As we arrived at the 'Four Corners' again, Tom suggested that we head out to Legg Lake to check out the ducks ("really mean ducks if I recall," was Herb's input on this). Why not? I'd never been. I can tell you that it's worth the excursion! It's a lovely little lake and, yes, the ducks are there, along with geese and many other types of birds. I squealed upon spying them, put my bike to the side and ran over to feed them part of a rice krispie bar that I had barely nibbled on at the park. Herb rode up to the edge of the trail and sulked.



Tom joined me, and in no time, I was surrounded by hundreds of birds and ducks. Herb is wrong. The ducks are not mean. The geese, however, were downright menacing. I feared for my life had I not had a rice krispie treat to pick pieces off of and throw at them. Finally, after about five minutes of this feeding frenzy, Tom said, "This is turning a little to 'Alfred Hitchcock' for me. I'm leaving. Plus, I don't think we should leave Herb sulking for too much longer." I agreed and backed out and away from the ducks carefully. As I took off and rolled up next to Herb, he informed me, "There were signs that said 'do not feed the animals.'" Great, now he tells me!





From there, we headed back out to SGRT and took off on a strong pace back until, doh!, Tom got a flat. At this point, my stomach growling with hunger, I just watched him and Herb suffer with changing it, while Herb gave instructions on tire seating techniques ("away from the stem.")





Once the flat was fixed, we were finally on our way to the cars and lunch. Our only climb for the day was the Dam, and I slugged up it. Never gets any easier for some reason.





At the cars, we quickly changed and headed to Green Onion for lunch. Nothing better than chicken tortilla soup and fruit with lime and chili!






Herb had a Tostada, but had to spend five minutes picking all the olives off of the top. Like I said to Herb, "How anyone can not like olives is beyond me."

"Well, aren't there things you don't like to eat?" Tom asked me in a teasing tone.

"Yes there is. Cheesecake. I don't like it, can't stand it, won't eat it. Yuck."

"How anyone cannot like cheesecake is beyond me," Herb chimed in. "That's just un-American."

That was my Saturday. Good one, good ride, and last night I was completely knackered. I slept nine and a half hours last night. I needed it. Now, I have a mountain bike to prepare for, and amazing weather to look forward to riding in. Yippee!

November 11, 2009

the sad-sack...act is over

Recently, I whined on here about having to ride another century...another one. My 11th for the year (not counting that one little bonus century, which really brings it to 12, but whose counting?) and the 11th in the Century-a-Month Challenge that I took on again this year so that my friend, Herb, would have a reliable riding partner (so far, I've not let him down). By the 10th (last month), I was over it, challenge or no challenge. So, I grumbled and moaned about having to ride another one, sad little me. I think the word 'pathetic' is never more fitting than in my case. After all, there are some folks in this world who can't ride 1 mile let alone 100 for reasons beyond their control, and I should be grateful I can. Therefore, the sad-sack, whoa-is-me, gotta-do-it act is over. I look forward to riding CAM 12, can't wait, woo-hoo!!! And, yes...I.Do.To.Mean.It.

Now, about that CAM 11...


Herb mapped it out that we'd start at The Hub (his driveway), ride up to the Montrose area (a regular route), out to Encanto Park in Duarte, up Highway 39 to East Fork, over to Camp Wilson Cafe (what I always just call 'East Fork Cafe') and back. Our plan was to start at 7:00am since the days turn darker an hour or so sooner. I was not happy with this plan, but I managed to waddle my buttage out of bed in time to dress, grab the bike, pet the dragon and arrive at Herb's just 10 minutes shy of departure time. I think we actually departed around 7:15am, but neither of us looked at our watches. Since it was just the two us, no one complained.



As we clipped in and pushed off, we were both grateful for our leg warmers, arm warmers, base layers and vests. It was cold! - coldest morning I've ridden in this year. It was also invigorating. I didn't sleep well the night before (never do) and was a little stiff in the beginning. The leg warmers helped, although it still took the climb up Verdugo to get me warmed up. It was on the climb that I realized what I'd be plagued with all day - crappy climbing legs. I hate when that happens. No matter how hard I pedaled, I just couldn't go very fast, and Herb easily dropped me. I mashed, I spun, and swore - no use, I simply couldn't get up the hill at a speed greater than 'too-slow.'



At the top, we swung by Herb's office and dropped our leg warmers there. The sun had shown her full face by this time, warming the air and us considerably. We still needed arm warmers and vests as we continued on our descent down Foothill Blvd. into Pasadena. This section of the route is fairly straight forward and rarely eventful (thank goodness). Saturday morning traffic was light (to be expected) and our pace steady. My legs were fine if not stellar on the flats and descents (duh) but failed me miserably even on the tiniest roller. I didn't let it bother me as I wasn't that far back from Herb on the climbs, and he didn't need to wait much more than a few seconds for me to crest any hill.



By the time we arrived at Encanto Park, a break was welcomed. We'd ridden 30 miles by then and were well warmed. I munched on Shot-blocks while Herb ate his banana (always has at least one banana on a ride). The Park was packed, and we saw many cars with bike racks. Must have been a Baldy run taking place, and I imagined the Adobos were out killing the hills in style. We didn't stay long enough to find out, and geared up to leave.




As I tried filling my water bottles at the Park, I noticed a milky white residue in the water. Eww! I showed Herb, and he agreed that I couldn't drink that. I had no water and 15 miles, most of it climbing, to cover before the next water stop. I told him that I thought I'd be fine and would sip off some of his water. Neither of us were convinced of this but took off in the direction of Hwy 39 anyway. We took the SGRT bike path over from Encanto and at the northern end where it meets Hwy 39 is a Forest Ranger Station. It use to just be a little shack, but not now. They've built it up very nicely and have included bathrooms and a water fountain! The water there was crystal clear, and I filled both my bottles before taking off on the climb up the scenic highway that stretched out before us.





Some folks don't like Highway 39. They think it too trafficked and dangerous. My friend, and uber-endurance rider, Francis, was struck by a car and left unconscious years ago on 39. But I've never had an issue or even felt threatened. I've had more close calls right here in my neighborhood by cars pulling out of their driveways not bothering to look for cyclists (or cars for that matter). I also find 39 beautiful as it runs up through the section of the San Gabriels that connects Angeles Crest to Mt. Baldy.




My friend, Bob, would laugh at that description as it's just so silly (they don't really connect except in my weird, cyclist mentality). But that's how I see it - one big playground of mountain roads and canyons leading way to adventures and epic rides. Of course, Angeles Crest was ravaged with fire this year, so following Hwy 39 to Hwy 2 and around is no longer an option (not that I'm in the shape right now to accomplish that ride, anyway). The only way to use Hwy 39 at present is to head in the direction of Baldy, which means turning right at East Fork Road.

On Saturday, the beauty of Highway 39 that I always describe to others was there in abundance, only it had been scarred by the recent fires. You don't see the damage until you are halfway up the canyon, and given that you are too distracted by the beauty of the San Gabriel Dam on your right, it takes a few minutes to focus on the destruction to your left, up into the canyon hillsides.



The path the fire took is evident and only does it stop at the river's damp edges. In place of what was once thick brush are now blackened sticks, standing testaments to the power of nature. Oddly, after the initial shock of seeing this beautiful canyon burnt, I still found a dramatic beauty in these areas, as if some tragic story had been told in whispers of hot flame and through which, I was only a passing tourist. Most encouraging, I saw many outbursts of new brush spotting the burnt ground - Mother Nature already healing her many injuries.





On the climb up, my legs again nothing but thick, useless logs, I watched Herb go on ahead. Why I was climbing so slowly was beyond me, but I just kept pedaling. There were breezes keeping the warmth at bay as the day had turned toasty. Southern California is known for these types of temperature jumps, and they can wreak havoc on the back, especially a back like mine (bulging disc in L5). I kept getting overheated and then chilled on the downhills, but mostly I was fine with it. I'm not sure what was going on, but even with heavy climbing legs, I still felt strong and happy to be on my bike. The endorphins had set in by this point, my mood was lifting and the day's ride improving.









At East Fork, it was just a few more miles until we were treated with a huge basket of deep fried goodness. Both Herb's and my eyes were bigger than our stomachs, and we ordered onion rings alongside our french fries, and two cokes! We didn't eat it all, but laughed at our gluttony. Those fries were so good if not a little greasy, and with ample salt and ketchup, I could feel my blood sugar rise with each bite. We didn't stay too long (although this was our longest break of the day), as we had more climbing to tackle on the way back down 39 in the form of rollers; nothing too daunting but the day was creeping by.




As we got back on our bikes and out onto 39, we'd cooled considerably. My legs were now stiff and the slow-climbing-thing was getting to me. I stopped my bike and hollered to Herb to stop.

"Herb! Come help me," I cried, while making a 'pucker-face' for dramatic emphasis.

"What? A flat tire?" Herb was off digging in his saddle bag even before I could reply.

"No, I think it's my back brakes. They have to be rubbing. Remember how on the last CAM they were rubbing and we realized that was what was slowing me down all day?"



Herb didn't reply and just got busy with some tool, loosening/adjusting my back brakes. I teased him with, "don't break them!" and "are you sure they'll work and not kill me trying to brake?" before he finally finished tinkering. It was then back on the bike and off of East Fork onto Hwy 39. Now, it could have been psychological, but lo and behold, it was so much easier to pedal! Sheesh...I really need to take Patsy in for an overall tune up so that I don't have these issues.



As we continued along 39, we struggled. The canyon is known for its afternoon headwinds, and we were struck hard by them. The winds were relentless and even on sections where we should have sailed down the hills, we were creeping along under 30 mph. We hadn't expected this (although we should have, tsk tsk), and I knew we were losing precious time. At Encanto Park, we took a quick potty break and agreed that we'd skip the Cuban Bakery where we initially planned to take another food break. Instead, we swung by a small market in Monrovia, grabbed drinks and a snack (dill pickle & Beetlejuice, for the win!) and took off again. This meant very few breaks for the day and heavy pedaling for a good 30 miles (up hills on 39 and back down in headwinds). It had taken its toll! Both of us were fatiguing, and worse still, the day had turned chilly.





As we slogged along Orange Grove, my legs still deadwood, I thought of how great a beer would taste, I thought of warm clothes, a hot shower and a taco. I was getting grumpy and the endorphins were beginning to fade. Damn! Luckily, we didn't have far to go before hitting a long descent into the final stretch of the ride. I knew I could HTFU and make it. Herb was standing a lot and stretching on the bike, which meant his back hurt. We needed another break, but our daylight was waning. I told Herb we should pull over even if for 5 minutes and stretch, and he agreed. We did just that in the Pasadena neighborhood above the Rose Bowl - just pulled on over into someone's driveway and I sat on the curb, stretching my legs out before me while Herb did some painful looking leg-bendy-things.

I looked at Herb who was grimacing as he bent and stretched one long leg to the side of him, "Here is the time in the ride where I say, 'when the going gets tough...' and you say...?"

"Quit." Herb was not in the mood.

I had to laugh. "That was not the right answer, mister," I replied. Although, I was right there with him.




We did not quit, however. No, we got back on our bikes and, at mile 80, climbed the last small (but, oh so painful) hill out of Descanso Gardens to Foothill. From there it was a glorious, five mile descent to Glenoaks and over to Senora, and then....Doh!

"Oh, crap," Herb said suddenly.

"What?" I was not in the mood to hear an 'oh, crap' at this point. I could already taste that post ride victory beer.



"We're just barely at mile 90. Map-my-Ride was off on mileage. We've got to add at least 8 miles." See, Herb and I agreed at the beginning of the year that a century ride would be 98 miles to 108 miles in length. Anything less was not a century, anything more than 108 was a double metric. If you are reading this and disagree, too bad, those are our rules and we're sticking to them. Although, I would like it noted here that I feel anything 97 miles to 120 miles is a century, but Herb refused those parameters.



Having to add 8 miles when you're tired, cold and craving beer is miserable. I speak from experience. Oh, and to add injury to insult, it was getting dark, as in 'cars had their headlights on' dark. Not ideal conditions to be riding in on a Saturday, near-evening. It was now 4:30pm - and Herb got a flat tire that had to be fixed! - and our only option was to pedal like crazy through Griffith Park, along Forest Lawn and back to get the full 98 miles. It was downright cold by that time, and the sun was leaving us for good. As we neared Herb's neighborhood, I asked him, "Where we at?" (I still don't ride with an odometer for no other reason than laziness.)



"We're shy a mile and a half. I say we just ride around the block, and it is what it is." Herb was as miserable as I was, and being so close to home was messing with his head.

"OH, NO YOU DON'T," I snapped in a tone that got his attention. "You've spent all year giving me crap about how it has to be 98 miles on the dot or it's not considered a century, and you're not changing the rules now just cause you're tired." Believe me, Herb will thank me for this later, but at the time I said it, I think he honestly wanted to beat me senseless.

He grumbled something under his breath and relented. We then rode up and down the streets by his house (including his street) until we got to 98.5 miles. Phew! I was so happy to dismount. It was now 5:00pm on the nose and dark! But we did it. Yippee!!! Cam 11 in the books.

November 10, 2009

you've got hives

Before I get to CAM 11 - which I completed, by the way - or the rest of my weekend, I'm putting this on here to sniff and snivel. I would have written sooner than now but honestly haven't felt like it. I had put yesterday evening aside to write and do many other things around my place. Having tomorrow off from work for Veterans Day, I was so excited to be going on what was to be a challenging, fun-filled mountain bike ride with Joannie. Now, those plans are shot and nothing got accomplished last night.

I think it's sushi that caused it, but I was hit with a terrible bout of food poisoning last night. It came over me in an icy, throat-watering wave on my drive home. I barely got up the steps and into my apartment before all hell let loose. For five hours straight, 6-11pm, I suffered from symptoms I don't think I need to describe on here. I will, however, urge anyone who is like me - hates to puke - when you get hit with food poisoning or a stomach flu, just do it and get it over with! Since I'd had a salad for lunch yesterday loaded with red bell peppers, I now have another food to add to the 'I'll never be able to eat that again' list. Yuck.

I then tossed and turned from 11pm to 6am, miserable with cramps. I decided to go to work since I am still new and, really, I've got too much to do right now to be taking off any time at all. I was weak and foggy-headed when I arrived and it didn't take but an hour into the morning to start itching like crazy. I looked at my right arm and noticed bumps. I figured, "great, food poisoning and bitten by a spider." Nope, the bumps kept spreading, getting bigger and turning red.

A coworker swung by my desk and when I showed her my bumps, she insisted, "you've got hives!" I then showed them to my boss and everyone else all while getting itchier and itchier. I was told to go home (not by my boss, but he had no issue with it), so I did. I then proceeded to take the advice of my coworkers and took a Benadryl. I've never in my adult life taken one of those little pink pills. I've never had the need. So, little did I know it would turn me into a walking zombie (the vegetarian kind). I'm so drugged up and listless, I can barely type this, AND I've been sleeping on and off while having bizarre, wordy dreams for the last 4-5 hours. I'm going to have to take another one just so I can sleep tonight at all.

I realize none of this is the least bit entertaining and is about as bland as the Saltines I'm eating at present (washed down with Gatorade) but since I haven't reported on CAM 11 yet, I wanted it noted why. Even I'm not that lazy. As for the ride report, it will be coming tomorrow. Now, I go back to bed in hopes that I'll be normal in the AM.

November 6, 2009

it ain't easy being a lizard

A week ago, I drove in rush hour traffic over to my reptile shop - the one I bought Boo from and the one at which the owners custom designed her new terrarium - to buy a new light bulb to replace the old one. It had burned out one morning, so it was imperative I drive that evening to replace it. Just so you know, these bulbs cost $75 dollars and only last between nine months and a year. They are also critical to a little dragon's good health. The right light provides not only warmth for the terrarium but broad UV light (the UVAB or whatever) as if to mimic real sunlight. Without it, dragons, who are cold bloodied and need sunshine to live, can fall ill quite quickly since sunshine helps regulate their metabolism, digestion, sleep, etc.

Well, at the shop, the male owner insisted that I only needed a 100 Watt bulb for Boo's terrarium, the one he helped design. His girlfriend, Ashley, immediately reminded him that Boo's new terrarium is 18" high - considerably taller than her old terrarium. He shook his head and said, "No. She needs the 100 watt."

"Um...are you sure?" I remember asking. "That new terrarium is pretty big."

"Positive," he replied, just before ringing me up and sending me on my way.

I should have followed my gut and insisted on the 160 watt bulb, but trusting him, I drove home to install it. Right away I was struck by how small the bulb was in comparison to the old one. I still trusted, stupid me, plugged it in and have had it as Boo's only source of light for a whole week.

At this point, you should know where this story is going, right? It involves the wrong light, one now-on-the-edge of being ill little dragon, and my losing my temper. I think I may have even had smoke come puffing out my ears I was so angry. You see, after seven days of crappy light (that didn't heat her terrarium at all), Boo has grown more and more lethargic, not eaten anything or pooped once. Also, she only blinks one eye (truly concerning) and has dark circles under her eyes. I suspected she wasn't moving at all during the day, so this morning, I put her on her branch and combed the sand beneath it smooth. Sure enough, when I got home tonight, I noticed that the sand hadn't been disturbed. This means my little Boo, who depends on me for everything including proper heat/light, didn't move at all today! That is truly upsetting to me.

With my blood pressure through the roof, I threw the light bulbs (old and new) as well as both domes into my car and drove through rush hour traffic again to my reptile store. Both Ashley and her boyfriend were there. When I walked in, without saying a word, Ashley immediately frowned.

"What is it?" she asked.

I was shaking mad. "It's not good."

"I can tell," she looked to the back of the store with a 'get your butt up her' expression to the BF.

I then went on to state (as calmly as possible) how upset I was, what was going on with Boo, what I suspected, etc. Ashley immediately tested the recently purchased light bulb and looked at the old one. Yup...wrong size light for the terrarium. Her boyfriend was very apologetic and said he didn't realize how low the 'low end' of her branch is. Then, without any argument at all, they replaced the light bulb with the correct one (160 watts). My balloon of hot, fury filled air deflated, and all is good again with the shop. But my having to drive over there tonight ruined my evening, for sure (hate the frickin' Friday night traffic out here). I really wanted to do other things the night before CAM 11 then drive to Burbank, but I couldn't fathom Boo going one more day without proper heat and UV light. As it is, I'm still worried about her.


Right now, I have her wrapped in her blankie and she's out like a light on the couch. Poor little thing. It ain't easy being a lizard, you know? Especially when all you have is a FatHead looking out for you.

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