Comments on MyDogParty: why did the c*** cross the road?

You got me, anonymous. Hate is too strong of a wo...

2009-06-10T10:45:18.295-07:00

You got me, anonymous. Hate is too strong of a word. And the a-hole comment was not directed at you, but was a twist on the "asphalt jungle" metaphor.

Don't be a hater... 331 Miles is an unusual name,...

2009-06-10T09:58:40.122-07:00

Don't be a hater...

331 Miles is an unusual name, also.

I hate anonymous comments. More like the 'a$$hole...

2009-06-10T09:14:32.071-07:00

I hate anonymous comments. More like the 'a$$hole jungle'.

Welcome to the asphalt jungle...

2009-06-10T08:30:38.345-07:00

Welcome to the asphalt jungle...

You, my dear, have exceptional self control. I don...

2009-06-08T21:07:52.804-07:00

You, my dear, have exceptional self control. I don't provoke but I honestly don't react as calmly as you do. Something I should practice and with the frequency of explicits that shouldn't be a problem. Sad though, isn't it?

I am so happy that I live where I do, although the...

2009-06-08T20:22:34.830-07:00

I am so happy that I live where I do, although there are plenty of jerks out here, too. But, less congestion means less stress, so the idiots on four wheels don't seem to blow up as often.

Sorry to hear about the jerk in the SUV. I don't k...

2009-06-08T19:49:00.794-07:00

Sorry to hear about the jerk in the SUV. I don't know what I would have done...

The frog looks cute, almost cartoon-like with those huge eyes! They also look very sticky. Do they jump high/far?

Sorry you got called a very offensive name. I als...

2009-06-08T19:20:56.459-07:00

Sorry you got called a very offensive name. I also try to ignore them, but it still gets to me.

I've posted this many, many times, but my favorite thing that's happened to me on the road is when someone threw an actual pancake at me from a moving vehicle. And it was Mother's Day.

I had one those encounters with a doofus teenager ...

2009-06-08T18:46:34.151-07:00

I had one those encounters with a doofus teenager today while on my ride. He screamed "swerve" as he acted as if he was going to swerve into me. Dork. I yelled "a$$hole." Not my best work.

I've coined a term, not original, I'm sure, for the people who walk four abreast on what is primary a bike trail. They are the "effing clueless" or the FC.

Good luck with your job search.

That's it...I'm getting a frog! I unfortunately r...

2009-06-08T18:38:42.498-07:00

That's it...I'm getting a frog!

I unfortunately reply to traffic bullies. I can't help it, it's in my nature.
It's the "Fighten Irish" in me :(

You'll have a nice little zoo going on BTW